Just getting all the sadness out of the way...

 

Rise and shine campers

 

                                         Have good running shoes...

There's somebody for everybody...

 

We're in the money!

 

It's simple... just believe

 

A HEMI would beat the Lincoln...

 

Get down with your bad self...

 

 Don't sleep past your station stop...

It used to be a big deal... 

It used to be a big deal...

When you can't see a thing in the sky...

 

It's Nice To Be Happy

There’s all kinds of happy...

Offsetting Penalties

The devil’s in the cheating...

Write a Song - Get Free Money

And tomorrow free beer...

Live and Direct From Del Rio, Texas

It’s like the old Border Blaster days...

I Can Dream About You Coming On

And for only $2.99 a minute...

I Can't Get Over You Saying That You Love Me

Beats playing She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not...

Peter Gunn Running Like Hell to Saskatoon

Running into the 52nd State...

Just Breathe, Okay?

Breathe freely and ship Ross Neely...

The Past Is Present For the Future

The whole world is a recording studio...

Turn Up The Heat

Try not to slip on the ice and don’t eat yellow show...

You Left and the Weight Fell on Me

You can send money but not telegrams...

Funk Not Lest Ye Be Funked

What the funk is going on?

Can't Get Enough of Your Fever

But is that fever for more cow bell or for you?

The Rolling Stone Got Smart

Missed it by that much...sorry about that chief...

Who Do Voo Doo

This isn’t the Louisiana Hayride...

Taking the Train to Statesboro

There’s always a seat for you on the train...

It's Almost a Lost Art

Why didn’t we think of this sooner?

A Young Man Who Is Really Angry

Anger Management run amok...

Getting Serious About My Eyesight

Opening your eyes to the future...

Honey Pie Is The Best Yet To Come

Butter pie isn’t as good as Honey Pie...

Don't Worry About How Well You Can Sing

Just be happy - it’s another 3 day weekend...

How Long Will You Stay Crazy?

Maybe the craziness won’t ever stop...

Directions To Crazy Town

There’s one in every state...

If You Take Me Out, You've Got To Carry Me Down The Stairs

With little luck, the clown car isn’t waiting there...

After Work My Friends Come Out To Play

C’mon gotta make payroll...

Your Drummer Is Playing Your Dreams

All the good times are coming...

Old School Loving

Some things age better than others...

Installing a Dance Floor On the Ceiling

And we all had a real good time...

My Guitar Is Weeping So Good

Songs with strong shelf lives...

Nothing Compares To Standing By Me

Gone but not forgotten...

Victim of a Love Vehicle

You have to watch where you’re going...

Gambling in Vegas and Meeting Groupies in Omaha

It’s all a roll of the dice...

Love Sneaking Into Your Hip Huggers

It creep up when you least expect it...

Once You Get Started It's More than Yesterday

Once the engine turns over, you’re ready to go...

The Love Shack Is On Fire

The juke joint is jumpin’...

Terminally Hip

Too hip for the room...