Parallel Universes For Bobby McGee and Me

Slapping windshields...

Make Mine A Mint Chocolate Moon Pie with that RC Cola

Breakfast of Champions...

We Don't Need No Stinkin' Medicine

But wait, there’s a pill for that...

I'm So Tired, Can I Sleep With You?

If you don’t ask, you don’t get...

This Water Tastes Funny

Weird, weird...

That's A Real Bring Down

Debbie Downer can be a real flatliner...

Christmas Don't Be Late and Where's Santa?

Better on time record than Amtrak...

Christmas In Dixie Every Year

We don't need snow tires here...

Christmas Segues That Dr. Demento Would Do - A Bonus Segue City Special

Bad taste is timeless...

All I Want For Christmas Are Silver Bells and You

Bells will be ringing...

Merry Christmas From the Club Car on the Dixie Flyer

With bell ringing and whistle blowing...

I Only Have Eyes For My Best Friend

The way it should be...

Jack Flash Needs A Lotta Love

Roarin’ into the weekend...

Stranglehold On Your Soul

Like running down the field with the ball...

2+2 Comes Up 5

Should be as simple as Pi...

Hard Habit To Break When I Want To Be Your Everything

Could be harder than giving up chocolate...

Don't Mess Up The Midnight Rider

Fading into the ether...

Funky Good Time With Canned Heat

A good time can be funky too...

The Way You Stand Out In My Little Red Book

It’s that one look thing...

The Devil Breaking Down Detroit

Just the plunger all the way down...

Cold Hearts With Love on the Rocks

Sometimes it's like a tall frosty glass of strychnine...

Rubber Insulated Underwear Time

Live and direct from Del Rio, Texas...

Contusion on Fire

Just kind of jazzy...

Sixteen Tons Union Made

Gotta pay your dues...

Shame on The Moon's Tightrope

Tiptoeing through the darkness...

Could Be Love If People Are in Love

Well, it could be...

The End Is Gone At Last

The end is just the beginning...

Tempted To Be Mysterious

Like hiding in plain sight...

Paid To Keep Secrets

Your secret is safe with me...

I Want Love and Happiness

Don’t we all...

Who You Gonna Run To With Me On The Whipping Post

Appropriate songs for a Monday...

Having A Universal Party in Rio

Party warmly...