Too Many Tears Coming and Going

Gallons of tears…

Neon Nites Are Blue

That’s a lot of blue neon…

The Whiskey Ain't Workin' Bartender

The bartender doesn’t care
about your story…

From The Bayou to Bourbon Street

Take me back to Bourbon Street…

Fooling Yourself and Your Heart

No fooling…

Since We Had Too Much Time on Our Hands

Over and over…

Wild Things Running Away

Running wild…

What Kind of Fool Do You Think I Am - Get in My Car

Do I look like a fool?

The Best To You

The best is yet to come…

Magneto and Titantium Man Are Big Time

Everybody had a big time…

Mr. Roboto's Lack of Opportunities

No experience necessary…

Baby I Need Your Loving Until You Come Back To Me

Setting the time machine for
Motown in the Sixties…

Last Midnight Train to Georgia

All aboard!...

The Wabash Cannonball Going South

The rumble and the roar…

The Road Runner on Route 66

I’m a road runner in that Vette…

Not Amtrak's Number 9

Late trains get later...

The Marrakesh Express Is Rolling Stoned

What’s in that package?

Midnight Rider Is the Midnight Flyer

Going coast to coast…

Southbound For An RC Cola and a Moonpie

Rolling down Highway 41…

Hard To Say, Hard To Go

It can all be hard…

Puttin on the RockIt

Going upscale…

Playing the Radio at the Y

Crank it up….

Never Be The Same Not Talking Anymore

Never the same twice…

Love Made Me Like a Rock

When I was a little boy…

Kinda Draggin' The Line

Just dragging around…

Get Up, Get Going and Get Back

Time to get back going…

Kiss My Life Goodbye

Time to say goodbye…

Boogie Down With Your Boogie Man

Get down, get down…

Everybody Having Good Clean Fun Tonight

Time to let your hair down…

I'm the Greatest Captain

So, who is the greatest captain?  Kangeroo or Crunch?